Demon Cream Chronicles

Rule #1: Never try to summon a demon in a trash can.

Rule #2: Never get summoning instructions off the internet.

Rule #3: Don’t sleep with Frosty the snowman no matter how sexy you think he is.

FROSTED is an erotic parody novella about Frosty the Snowman and a down on her luck witch who can’t help but take Frosty for a ride.

Rule #1: Don’t let your friend convince you to summon a demon.

Rule #2: Make sure to read the instructions carefully.

Rule #3: Don’t bang the Easter Bunny, no matter how much he says you will like it.

CANDIED is an erotic parody novel about a life size Easter bunny and a down on her luck shop worker who happens to really enjoy candy.

Rule #1: Don't get married.

Rule #2: Don't get talked into buying an artisan bath bomb.

Rule #3: Don't bang the rubber ducky, no matter how much he says you will like it.

DUCKED is an erotic parody novella about a woman who just needs a break and the demonic possessed rubber ducky wanting to take her for a swim.